Private Equity Firm Heartbroken After Realizing There No AOL Employees Left To Fire

NEW YORK—Sorting through the assets of the new company they had acquired, private equity firm Apollo Global Management confirmed they were heartbroken Monday after realizing there were no AOL employees left for them to fire. “There isn’t a single person left on the payroll for us to let go,” said the visibly…

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The Tale of Aragorn and Arwen

Grand father, tell me a story! – Well, That’s it. Did you like the story? – Yeah, it was great! – Oh, good, I’m glad. Now off to bed with you. – Grandfather? – Yes? – Who were those four men? – Who were they? They were the Metal Kings!!!!!