‘Maybe I Should Take Up Kayaking,’ Reports Last Flickering Ember Of Man’s Interest In Personal Growth

AUSTIN, TX—Having nearly given up on the concept of self development entirely, the last flickering ember of area man Lawrence Tell’s interest in personal growth led him to consider taking up kayaking, sources confirmed Tuesday. “I heard it’s supposed to be a good workout,” said the 33-year-old’s final grasp at getting…

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